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品笑话学英语-2019-354

Posted by loong on 2019/07/03 in 英语段子 |

It’s Not What It Looks Like

Signs are not always what they seem…
IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs
IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.
IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP: We exchange anything – bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
 
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Low Ratings

The magazine about ceiling fans went out of business…
… due to low circulation.
 
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Two Polite Zombies

Two zombies were discussing how they were going to go out and satisfy their appetites.
“I think we need to be a little more authoritative and menacing,” Zac said. “These potential victims seem to be taking us for granted.”
“I don’t know about that,” replied Hal. “I think a subdued, common sense approach is the better way to go. That way they’re more likely to let their guard down.”
“I’ve listened to you take the polite approach when you get the urge to munch on gray matter,” countered Zac. “I don’t think that gets the job done.”
“How so?”
“Well, for one thing, you DON’T ask your victim, ‘Can I pick your brain?'”
 
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The Efficiency Expert

The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution: “You do not want to try these techniques at home!”
“Why not?” asked a man from the audience.
“After years of not paying attention, I suddenly noticed my wife’s routine at breakfast,” the expert explained. “She made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets; often she carried just a single item at a time. So I asked her, ‘Hon, why don’t you try carrying several things at once? It’d be much more efficient.'”
“Well, did your suggestions save much time?” the attendee asked.
“Actually, yes,” the efficiency expert responded. “It used to take her twenty minutes to get breakfast ready. Now I do it in seven.”
 
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