What do hair accessories do after they finish a show?
How Many Surrealists?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
Things That Make You Go Hmmm
I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add to it???
It’s a small world… but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
I installed a skylight in my apartment… the people who live above me are furious.
The Seven Stages of Man
The Seven stages of man…
Spills, Drills, Shrills, Bills, Ills, Pills, and Wills.
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