I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me, and always she was correct. But it was fun for me, so I continued.
At last, she headed for the door, saying sagely, “Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!”
What does the ‘N’ in the Nebraska football helmet stand for?
A Week of Cardio
I just did a week’s worth of cardio…
… all after walking into a spider web.
Blog of Loong
On the Floor Twice A Day
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor checks him out thoroughly doing various tests. He then goes back to his table and sits down. “I’m prescribing these pills for you,” he says.
Noting the weird name of the prescription, the man asks, “What am I taking now?”
“Oh, I don’t want you to swallow them. Just spill them on the floor twice a day and pick them up, one at a time.”