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品笑话学英语-2019-349

Posted by loong on 2019/06/28 in 英语段子 |

A Militiaman and a Loyalist

During the American Revolution…what did you call a scared and frightened militiaman fleeing down the same road as a British Loyalist?
Chicken catch a Tory!
 
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Be Serious, Let’s Get Married!

My Girlfriend told me: “You have nothing but Jokes! Why can’t you ever be serious for once! Hey, you could even make a fine husband one day! Hint!”
“Oh, seriously?” I said (thinking I’m not ready for a commitment yet).
She replied, “Of course, I have always dreamed of the fairy tale wedding and having 6 kids just like the Brady Bunch.”
So I replied back, “Well, you’re right Honey, I do need to take things more seriously. Actually, I was thinking about changing my profession from Delivering Pizzas to being a Famous Writer.”
My Girlfriend says, “Now your talking! I know that’s not steady money but anything but more jokes!”
So I said back, “Honey, I know how important you want us to get married and have 6 kids like the Brady Bunch. So how does it sound to you if we discuss our future of a Big wedding and lots of kids!”
My Girlfriend says, “Really?” (She blushes and looking very hopeful.)
I said, “Of course! So where to you want us to get married? In Chapter 2 or 3?”
 
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The Nuns Are In Line

Groups of people are touring the White House in Washington, D.C. As the tour ends, they are waiting in line to sign the visitor’s register.
A group of nuns are in line to sign the book, followed by a Jewish family with their young son, Sheldon. As they near the visitor’s registry, young Sheldon loses patience and runs ahead to sign the book.
However, his mother stops him and corrects him, saying, “Wait till the nun signs, Shelly!”
 
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His Lucky Watch

Why didn’t the man look for his lucky watch?
He didn’t have the time!
 
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