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品笑话学英语-2019-348

Posted by loong on 2019/06/27 in 英语段子 |

School Interrogation

What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his school examination?
“Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing!”
 
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Parrot In Flight

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks, “And get me a whisky!”
The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls, “And get me another whisky!”
Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such treatment, the man tries the parrots approach, “I’ve asked you twice for a coffee. Go and get it now!”
The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says, “For someone who can’t fly, you complain too much!”
 
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Making Noise

A sleeping beggar puts a sign in front of him. The sign reads:
Please do not make noise by dropping coins… Use dollar bills instead.
 
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Never Forget Your Password

I Changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect.”
Whenever I forget, it will tell me: “Your password is incorrect.”
 
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