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品笑话学英语-2019-347

Posted by loong on 2019/06/26 in 英语段子 |

Money Idea

Whose decision was it to put Alexander Hamilton on the $10 bill?
Wouldn’t it make sense to honor Burr, the guy who actually WON the duel?
 
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Harder to Catch

Q: What is it that, the harder you run, the harder it is to catch?
A: Your breath.
 
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Signs Your Food Is Genetically Modified

Signs that scientists have gone too far with genetically modified food:
*Your hot dog just fetched its own ketchup and relish.
*You spot the tell-tale signs of a primitive central nervous system in you Jell-O.
*Chocchini: looks like zucchini, tastes like a chocolate Ding Dong.
*The black-eyed peas on your fork just winked at you.
*Every time you pour a glass of orange juice, your garage door goes up.
 
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Mirror mirror

What did the one mirror say to the other mirror?
It’s all done with people.
 
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