Whose decision was it to put Alexander Hamilton on the $10 bill?
Wouldn’t it make sense to honor Burr, the guy who actually WON the duel?
Harder to Catch
Q: What is it that, the harder you run, the harder it is to catch?
A: Your breath.
Blog of Loong
Signs Your Food Is Genetically Modified
Signs that scientists have gone too far with genetically modified food:
*Your hot dog just fetched its own ketchup and relish.
*You spot the tell-tale signs of a primitive central nervous system in you Jell-O.
*Chocchini: looks like zucchini, tastes like a chocolate Ding Dong.
*The black-eyed peas on your fork just winked at you.
*Every time you pour a glass of orange juice, your garage door goes up.
What did the one mirror say to the other mirror?
It’s all done with people.