Why We Wear Shamrocks
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
I was going to give him a nasty look, but nature beat me to it.
Blog of Loong
Don’t just tell me I’m burning the candle at both ends — tell me where to get more wax!!
What’s In Between
When humans are young, they are pushed around in strollers…
When they are old, they are pushed around in wheelchairs…
In between, they are just pushed around…