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品笑话学英语-2019-342

Posted by loong on 2019/06/21 in 英语段子 |

Bold Request

A child comes home from his first day at school.
His mother asks, “Well, what did you learn today?”
The kid replies, “Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow.”
 
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Three Doctors

One day three doctors went to a convention together, on the way back, they noticed the car was slowing down. They got out and looked at the tires. The first doctor said “I think its flat.”
The second felt it and said “It feels flat.”
The third stares at it and says “It looks flat.”
All of them, without taking their eyes off the wheel, shook their heads and said in unison, “We better run some tests.”
 
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What Would You Have?

Teacher: If you had 4 balls in your left pocket and 6 balls in your right pocket, what would you have?
Little Johnny: Really big pockets!
 
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New Hearing Aid

I just put my new hearing aid in…
I can even hear my thoughts now.
 
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