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品笑话学英语-2019-338

Posted by loong on 2019/06/17 in 英语段子 |

Communication Chain

When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at “Mom” and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened.
“Don’t worry,” she said, “I’ll take care of it.”
A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was “Mom.”
“Martin,” she said, “you left your cell phone at the convenience store.”
 
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My Money Talks

Money talks, but all mine ever says is, “Good-bye.”
 
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The “H” Word

I informed my grandson that our cousin was coming to the swimming pool with us. He sighed, “Oh no. The H word.”
Alarmed, I inquired, “The H word?”
“Yup,” he answered. “Hugs!”
 
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Funny fish

What did the fish say on seeing the wall?
Dam!
 
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