When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at “Mom” and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened.
“Don’t worry,” she said, “I’ll take care of it.”
A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was “Mom.”
“Martin,” she said, “you left your cell phone at the convenience store.”
My Money Talks
Money talks, but all mine ever says is, “Good-bye.”
The “H” Word
I informed my grandson that our cousin was coming to the swimming pool with us. He sighed, “Oh no. The H word.”
Alarmed, I inquired, “The H word?”
“Yup,” he answered. “Hugs!”
Blog of Loong
What did the fish say on seeing the wall?