A Personal Call
One caller to our answering service gave me his name, number and message and then said, “You know my name. What’s yours?”
“4136,” I replied, since we were allowed only to give our operator numbers.
Sounding disappointed, he said, “May I call you by your first digit, or would that be too personal?”
Everyone Has It!
Everyone has photographic memory!
Difference is some do not have any film.
Blog of Loong
Kathy was shopping in the mall with her two children and a display in the window of a lingerie store caught her eye.
“Do you think Daddy would like this?” she asked the kids, as she pointed to the lacy pajamas with matching robe.
“No way,” four-year-old Rian replied. “Daddy would NEVER wear that!”
Before Drawing Boards
“Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?”