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品笑话学英语-2019-336

Posted by loong on 2019/06/15 in 英语段子 |

Counting Sheep

Accountant: “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night.”
Doctor: “Have you tried counting sheep?”
Accountant: “Yes, and that’s the problem! I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it!”
 
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The Scarecrow’s Promotion

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was outstanding in his field!
 
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The Fox Was Catholic

I was driving down the highway when a fox ran in front of me. I slammed on the brakes and stopped in time.
I looked out over the hood of the car and there was the fox, all wide-eyed , looking back at me. It did the sign of the cross and went on its way.
 
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Did You Say Exercise?

My doctor told me to “exercise”…
I thought he said to “eat more fries”…
 
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