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品笑话学英语-2019-335

Posted by loong on 2019/06/14 in 英语段子 |

Excited About Spring

How can you tell when the nursery employees are most excited about spring?
When they wet their plants.
 
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Flat Tire Hypothesis

A salesman, and engineer, and a technician are driving in a car when, just outside of town, they get a flat tire. The three of them get out of the car and scratch their heads.
The salesman says, “Maybe I should walk into town and get a new tire. I know that I can bargain with the man at the parts store and get a great deal.”
The engineer stops him, saying, “No, before you do that, we’ll have to do some computations, figuring the grade of the road, the asphalt temperature, and the average rate of speed we will be traveling to know what kind of tire you should buy.”
The technician laughs and shakes his head. “No, no, no! What’s wrong with you guys? We have a spare tire in the trunk — now all we have to do is start swapping tires until we find the flat one!”
 
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That’s A Good Look

Walking our dogs one morning my friend and I noticed they were both looking intently at a large cat.
My friend turned to me and said, “Now that’s a cat scan!”
 
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Remember Back

Remember back when we were kids, and every time it was below zero outside they closed school?
Me neither.
 
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