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品笑话学英语-2019-334

Posted by loong on 2019/06/13 in 英语段子 |

Department of Interiors

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
 
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The Boy Is Not Wrong

I was the substitute teacher for a second-grade math class that was learning about groups. In one exercise, pupils were asked to label a group of items according to their common characteristics.
Pictured were onion rings, doughnuts, a bundt cake, and ring cookies. The correct answer would have been that all the items have holes in the center.
But one health-conscious boy’s response was, “All of those things contain too much cholesterol.”
 
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It’s Too Late For Me

When I asked my friend if she was planning to attend church, she just shook her head.
“I haven’t gone in a long time,” she said. “Besides, it’s too late for me. I’ve probably already broken all seven commandments.”
 
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Don’t Blinker

A friend of mine asked me to go to the front of his car to see if his turn signal was working.
I did and yelled out, “Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No…”
 
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