Department of Interiors
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
The Boy Is Not Wrong
I was the substitute teacher for a second-grade math class that was learning about groups. In one exercise, pupils were asked to label a group of items according to their common characteristics.
Pictured were onion rings, doughnuts, a bundt cake, and ring cookies. The correct answer would have been that all the items have holes in the center.
But one health-conscious boy’s response was, “All of those things contain too much cholesterol.”
It’s Too Late For Me
When I asked my friend if she was planning to attend church, she just shook her head.
“I haven’t gone in a long time,” she said. “Besides, it’s too late for me. I’ve probably already broken all seven commandments.”
Blog of Loong
A friend of mine asked me to go to the front of his car to see if his turn signal was working.
I did and yelled out, “Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No…”