One waiter complained to another, “It took me all morning to fill this salt shaker.”
“Why did it take you so long?” asked the other.
“Do you have any idea how hard it is to get the salt through those little holes on top?”
Do married people live longer than single people?
Or does it just feel that way?
Blog of Loong
Suits In A Bag
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Flipping Your House
I tried to flip my house last week…
All I got for it was three herniated discs!