The Doctor’s Apple
I was getting ready for a doctor’s appointment and remembered how my mother once told me, “An apple a day, keeps the doctor away.”
Taking her words to heart I decided to bring an apple. Needless to say, it was shot day, I didn’t like needles and was thinking, “There must be some way out of this?”
So without thinking, I threw my apple at the doctor. He hasn’t spoken to me since.
The Never Ending Job
Stroke a cat…
And you will have a permanent job.
Started Out with Nothing
I started out with nothing!
And I still have most of it left.
Blog of Loong
It seems that every time John, our piano tuner, comes to our house, he scolds me for waiting too long between tunings. I agree with him that it should be done every six months, but I don’t really think about it until the piano sounds off-key. Last time he came over, I was on the defensive.
“If you would send out a postcard reminder like the dentist,” I declared, “I would make sure to call you for an appointment in a timely fashion.”
Without hesitating, he replied, “From now on, when the dentist sends you a postcard, call me.”