Creative Weight Loss
Wife: Honey I lost 5 pounds!
Husband: AT LAST… you washed off your makeup!
Yo Momma so….
Yo mamas so fat I took a pic of her last year at Christmas, and it’s still printing out.
Yesterday Computer Song
Do you know the song “Yesterday”? Then sing along to this computer version.
Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly, There’s not half the files there used to be,
And there’s a milestone hanging over me. The system crashed so suddenly.
I pushed something wrong. What it was I could not say.
Now all my data’s gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.
Yesterday, The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
I knew my data was all here to stay, now I believe in yesterday.
Car and Ship Delivery
Why is stuff delivered by a car called a shipment, and stuff delivered by a ship called a cargo?
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