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Smile every day-2019-329

Posted by loong on 2019/06/08 in 英语段子 |

Creative Weight Loss

Wife: Honey I lost 5 pounds!
Husband: AT LAST… you washed off your makeup!
 
英语笑话_轻松学英语_英文笑话_怎么轻松学英语_好玩又长知识,总有你喜欢的!

每天看一看,托福、雅思轻松过。
 

Yo Momma so….

Yo mamas so fat I took a pic of her last year at Christmas, and it’s still printing out.
 
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Yesterday Computer Song

Do you know the song “Yesterday”? Then sing along to this computer version.
Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly, There’s not half the files there used to be,
And there’s a milestone hanging over me. The system crashed so suddenly.
I pushed something wrong. What it was I could not say.
Now all my data’s gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.
Yesterday, The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
I knew my data was all here to stay, now I believe in yesterday.
 
品英语笑话,轻松休闲学英语。
Car and Ship Delivery

Why is stuff delivered by a car called a shipment, and stuff delivered by a ship called a cargo?
 
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