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品笑话学英语-2019-327

Posted by loong on 2019/06/06 in 英语段子 |

Am I A Bad Father

Johnathan asked his young son, “Greg, do you think I’m a bad father?”
“My name is Andrew,” replied his son.
 
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High Fructose Corn Syrup

Husband: “It says in this article that high fructose corn syrup made me gain all this weight.”
Wife: “That’s ridiculous!”
Husband: “Ok, ‘Ms. know it all’, if high fructose corn syrup didn’t make me gain weight, what did?
Wife: (drolly) “Going back for thirds!”
 
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What Are Clouds Made Of?

Child (looking at the sky): “Daddy, what are clouds made of?”
Dad: “Well honey, EMC storage and VMware ESXi servers, mostly.”
Child: ……
 
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Life Boat Test

“Why do they always say ‘Women and children first’?”
The only reason they say “Women and children first” is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
 
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