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品笑话学英语-2019-322

Posted by loong on 2019/06/01 in 英语段子 |

Farthest from the Aisle

Have you ever noticed…
How the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle, are the ones who arrive last and who will leave during the performance?
 
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What’s the Quickest Way?

An American tourist was visiting a small village in Newfoundland. He approached a local person and asked, “What’s the quickest way to Marystown?”
The local, scratched his head, “Are ya walkin’ er drivin’?” he asked the stranger.
“I’m driving,” said the stranger.
“Well, that’s the quickest way.”
 
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Where Is Sparta?

Teacher: Where is Sparta these days?
Student: On a map.
 
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Good Signs

A smile – is a sign of joy.
A hug – is a sign of love.
A laugh – is a sign of happiness.
And a friend like me?
Well, that’s a sign of good taste!
 
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