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品笑话学英语-2019-321

Posted by loong on 2019/05/31 in 英语段子 |

Things Overheard in a Tattoo Parlor

“Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE.”
“We’re all out of red, so I used pink.”
“There are two O’s in Bob, right?”
“I hate it when I get the hiccups.”
“Anything else you want to say? You’ve got plenty of room back here.”
“I’ll bet you can’t tell I’ve never done this before.”
 
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Well, He Wasn’t Lying

*In class*
Teacher: “Jay,why are you down today?”
Jay: “Because my mom is at the hospital and my dad is at the police station.”
Teacher: “Oh, I’m sorry to hear that, dear. Do you want to go home?”
Jay: “Yes, please.”
After Jay has left the classroom, the teacher asks the other classmates, “Why is Jay’s father at the police station and the mother at the hospital?”
Classmate: “Because his father is a policeman and his mom’s a nurse.”
 
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Truth to Tell

What is the difference between golf and politics?
In golf, you can’t improve your lie.
 
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It’s Only Peanuts

I was watching the game at my parents home and I asked for something to eat. My dad said, “Go ahead and eat some of the peanuts in the bowl beside the chair.”
I ended up eating them all and as I was leaving I said that I was sorry and would replace them. That’s when dad said, “Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them.”
 
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