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品笑话学英语-2019-320

Posted by loong on 2019/05/30 in 英语段子 |

Watch What You Eat

With all the additives they put in food today you have to be very very careful about what you eat.
Why just the other day I was eating at a fast food place and I found potato in my French fries.
 
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Cannibal Monkey

A guy comes home with a cat in his arms and says, “The man says this is a Cannibal monkey.”
The wife says, “You are drunk an talking out your head!”
“Shush, I’m talking to the cat.”
 
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I Think My Wife’s Dead

I called the Doctor this week. I said, “Doctor, I think my wife is dead.”
He replied, “What makes you think that?”
I said, “Well, the sex hasn’t changed, but the dishes are building up.”
 
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Religious Exercise

Where can you find a bunch of religious leaders going to exercise?
At “CrossFit”!
 
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