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品笑话学英语-2019-318

Posted by loong on 2019/05/28 in 英语段子 |

So Broke

Ever been so broke, that you dropped your wallet or purse on purpose…
Just to see the look of disappointment on the face of the person who finds it?
 
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He Would Go For Her

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her…
They got married…
And now he is going through HELL!
 
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The Little Piggy

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Dish.
Dish Who?
Dish little piggy went to market.
Dish little piggy stayed home.
Dish little piggy had roast beef.
Dish little piggy had none.
Dish little piggy cried, “Wee, Wee, Wee!”… All the way home.
 
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Same Ticket, Same Cop

My husband was driving home from work when he was pulled over for not wearing his seat belt.
Two days later – same ticket, same cop.
“So,” the officer said, “have you learned anything?”
“Yes, I have,” said my husband. “I’ve learned I need to take a different way home from work.”
 
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