Ever been so broke, that you dropped your wallet or purse on purpose…
Just to see the look of disappointment on the face of the person who finds it?
He Would Go For Her
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her…
They got married…
And now he is going through HELL!
The Little Piggy
Dish little piggy went to market.
Dish little piggy stayed home.
Dish little piggy had roast beef.
Dish little piggy had none.
Dish little piggy cried, “Wee, Wee, Wee!”… All the way home.
Same Ticket, Same Cop
My husband was driving home from work when he was pulled over for not wearing his seat belt.
Two days later – same ticket, same cop.
“So,” the officer said, “have you learned anything?”
“Yes, I have,” said my husband. “I’ve learned I need to take a different way home from work.”
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