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品笑话学英语-2019-316

Posted by loong on 2019/05/26 in 英语段子 |

Animal Pickup Lines

Are you a beaver?
Because, DAM!
 
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Smart Students

“Class, do you know how many hours you are wasting on your smart phones daily?”
A quiet hush falls over the class. One student breaks it up.
“I know, Sir, let’s google it!”
 
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Shedding Some Pounds

Husband stepping out of the shower, “Honey, I think I’m losing weight finally!”
Wife replies, “Why’s that?”
“My towel’s fitting a lot looser!”
 
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Sponges in the Ocean

Sponges grow in the ocean . . .
I wonder how much deeper the oceans would be if that didn’t happen?
 
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