Animal Pickup Lines
Are you a beaver?
“Class, do you know how many hours you are wasting on your smart phones daily?”
A quiet hush falls over the class. One student breaks it up.
“I know, Sir, let’s google it!”
Blog of Loong
Shedding Some Pounds
Husband stepping out of the shower, “Honey, I think I’m losing weight finally!”
Wife replies, “Why’s that?”
“My towel’s fitting a lot looser!”
Sponges in the Ocean
Sponges grow in the ocean . . .
I wonder how much deeper the oceans would be if that didn’t happen?