Going to Heaven
The Sunday school teacher asked her preschool class, “How many of you would like to go to Heaven?”
All the children raised their hands except Tommy. The teacher asked Tommy why he wouldn’t like to go to Heaven.
Tommy answered, “I’m sorry, but I can’t. My mother told me to come right home after Sunday school.”
Cows Drink Coffee
What kind of coffee do cows drink after giving birth?
Walk On the Beach
Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach…
At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.
I Told Her It’s Her Turn
I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps.
All I got back were icy stares.
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