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品笑话学英语-2019-312

Posted by loong on 2019/05/22 in 英语段子 |

Company Socks

For the holidays, all company employees got socks with the corporate logo on them.
The day after we received our gifts, a co-worker reported on his wife’s response when she saw them.
“Honey!” she said. “I didn’t realize you were going to get SOCK options this year!”
 
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Is There A Scientist In the House?

I’m beginning to think that package instructions are only meant to be read by scientist.
The print is so small you need an electron microscope to read it and who has one of those…
Scientist of course!
 
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Isolation Room

A guy goes to the doctor and after a thorough examination the doc says, “I’m going to put you in an isolation room.”
The guy replies, “Will that make me better?”
“No. I am also going to put you on a diet of dry wafer biscuits.”
“Will that make me better?”
“No,” the doctor replied, “but it’s the only food that’ll fit under the door.”
 
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Memorizing States and Capitals

My 10 year old son got a little upset when he found out the reason why I had him practice and memorize states and their capitals.
I told him, “Next week you have MAP testing.”
 
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