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品笑话学英语-2019-310

Posted by loong on 2019/05/20 in 英语段子 |

Bringing up Children

I found my 10-year-old son reading a book titled “How to Bring Up Children Properly”.
So I asked, “Sweetie, why are you reading that? It’s for parents, so it’s for me to read, not for you to read.”
The son replied, “That’s why I am reading it, to find out whether you are bringing me up properly.”
 
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Arm of the Trombonist

Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a trombonist?
A: A tattoo.
 
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A Violin or a Fiddle

A guy asks a music store owner what the difference is between a violin and a fiddle.
“Well,” the store owner replied, “when I buy it it’s a fiddle. When I sell it, it’s a violin.”
 
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New Age Music

Q: What do you get if you play New Age music backwards?
A: More New Age music!
 
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