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品笑话学英语-2019-309

Posted by loong on 2019/05/19 in 英语段子 |

How Can I Put This Nicely?

Fred: “Do you think I have any brains at all?”
John: “Well, how can I put this nicely, I can describe it best like this… If they were to take your brain, roll it into a little ball and roll it down the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a BB rolling down an eight lane freeway.”
 
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How Many Feet?

TEACHER: How many feet are there in a yard?
STUDENT: It depends. If there are 3 people, then we have six feet!
 
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Missing Wife

A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife…
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn’t come back yet!
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never checked, she’s five feet something…
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim, she can be healthy.
Inspector: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure. It may have been a suit or maybe shorts.
Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband: Yes.
Inspector: Tell me what kind of car she was driving?
Husband: A black 2015 Corvette Z06, with supercharged 6.2 liter V8 engine generating 625 horse power teamed with an eight-speed track certified HD automatic transmission with paddle shifters and a removable carbon fiber roof pan!
 
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Christopher Columbus

Christopher Columbus had Attention-Deficient Disorder. Think about it…
When he left he didn’t know where he was going.
When he got there he didn’t know where he was.
When he got back he didn’t know where he’d been.
 
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