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品笑话学英语-2019-303

Posted by loong on 2019/05/13 in 英语段子 |

The Two Reasons Why

I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot.
It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there.
They have no wife to go home to… or they do!
 
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Wedding Expectations

A husband expects his wife to be perfect…
and to understand why he’s not.
 
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Mind Over Matter

Marriage is mind over matter…
If the husband doesn’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
 
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Retirement Center

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, “John, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age, how do you feel?”
John replies, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”
“Really! Like a newborn baby, you say?”
“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I even drool on myself.”
 
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