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品笑话学英语-2019-302

Posted by loong on 2019/05/12 in 英语段子 |

Win or Lose

It doesn’t matter whether you win or lose…
That is, until you lose!
 
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The Pessimist

What is a pessimist?
A pessimist is a person who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
 
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Now That’s an Omen

Two soldiers were watching the night sky in Afghanistan when a shooting star came into view. One soldier said, “Look, it’s an omen. Something bad is about to happen.”
The other one looked and said, “I’m not superstitious. That is not an omen.”
In the next instant the shooting star, about the size of a car, crashed to earth landing on top of the soldier. In great pain he slowly crawled out from under the meteorite and said, “Okay, wow… now that’s an omen!”
 
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Bill Gates Divorce

Did you hear Bill Gates is getting a divorce?
Found out his wife doesn’t do windows.
 
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