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品笑话学英语-2019-299

Posted by loong on 2019/05/09 in 英语段子 |

Keep Stress Out

Keep stress out of your life…
Give it to others instead.
 
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Lost In Translation

Me: “I’ll have the french dip.”
Waitress: “French Fries?”
Me: “No, I’ll Have the FRENCH DIP.”
Waitress: (nods) “French Fries?”
Me: “No, I want the french dip. It’s a beef sandwich that come with au jous sauce that you can dip it in.”
Waitress: “Yes, I know what a french dip is. But would you like french fries with that?”
Me: “Oh. Yes, thank you.”
 
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Length of Legs

John: When I was in college one of my professors did a study on “WHAT IS THE BEST LENGTH FOR A PERSON’S LEGS.”
Fred: That sounds interesting.
John: Yes it was, and do you know what he found to be the best length for a person’s legs?
Fred: No, what was it?
John: Just long enough to reach the ground.
 
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Super First Date

Finally old enough to date, I awkwardly take my first girlfriend to a fancy restaurant where they don’t have cheeseburgers or pizza on the menu.
Waitress: Soup or Salad?
Me: Sure, super salad sounds good!
Waitress: Sir, soup or salad?
Me: Yep, super salad sounds good.
Waitress, slightly annoyed: Would you like the soup…. or… the salad?
Me, embarrassed and red: I’ll have the salad.
 
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