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品笑话学英语-2019-296

Posted by loong on 2019/05/06 in 英语段子 |

From Riches to Rags

How does a woman turn a man into a millionaire?
She marries a billionaire.
 
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Success Comes in Baby Steps

It was a long season for my son’s baseball team with a 0-11 record. All of the players were new and prone to errors, strikeouts and poor pitching.
One Friday afternoon my son came crashing through the door and announced his team had played the best game of the year. “What did you win by?” I asked.
He replied, “Oh, we were beat 32 to 2, but it’s the first game where no one made an error!”
Success comes in baby steps.
 
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The Jealous Dog

A man comes home from work, expecting his dog to welcome him with nothing but excitement.
Dog: “I saw you out there.”
Me: “What?”
Dog: “I saw you pet the neighbor’s dog.”
Me: “I was just…”
Dog: (crying) “Did you rub his belly? DID YOU ASK IF HE WAS A GOOD BOY?!”
 
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New Diet

“Darn!” the man said to his friend while weighing himself at the local drug store scale. “I started on a new diet but the scale says I’m heavier than I was before.”
Turning to his friend, he said, “Here, hold my jacket.” The scale still indicated that he had not lost any weight.
“OK,” he said to his friend. “Hold my Twinkies.”
 
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