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品笑话学英语-2019-294

Posted by loong on 2019/05/04 in 英语段子 |

Paying Extra for Good Looks

The person sitting next to me on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I used one of my pick-up lines on her.
I asked, “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?”
“Yes,” she replied, “but I wasn’t willing to pay.”
 
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Fancy Words

MARRIAGE is a fancy word for adoption of an overgrown MAN-CHILD that can’t take care of himself.
 
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When Lee Ate Onions

What happened when Lee ate raw onions for a week?
He became Lone Lee…
 
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A Serious Condition

A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.
“We need a fourth for poker,” said the friend. “I’ll be right over,” whispered the doctor.
As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, “Is it serious?”
“Oh yes, quite serious,” said the doctor gravely. “In fact, three doctors are there already!”
 
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