The only thing Flat-Earthers fear… Is sphere itself.
At a workshop on dog temperament, the instructor noted that a test for a canine’s disposition was for an owner to fall down and act hurt. A dog with poor temperament would try to bite the person, whereas a good dog would lick his owner’s face or show concern.
Once, while eating pizza in the living room, I decided to try out this theory on my two dogs. I stood up, clutched my heart, let out a scream and collapsed on the floor.
The dogs looked at me, glanced at each other, and raced to the coffee table for my pizza.
Good for the Eyes
Little Susie: Did you know carrots are really good for your eyes?
Little Ralph: How do you know that?
Little Susie: Well, have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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Definition of Politics
Politics: n. from Greek; “poli” – many; “tics” – ugly, bloodsucking parasites.