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品笑话学英语-2019-292

Posted by loong on 2019/05/02 in 英语段子 |

Have We Met Before?

A young man walks up to a beautiful young lady in the mall and asks, “Didn’t I see you at the Cocktail Lounge last week?”
The young lady looks at him. “Yes… and that’s why I don’t go there anymore!” she replied as she walked away.
 
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Dental Contemplation

Did you hear about the yogic guru who had a terrible toothache?
He wouldn’t let the dentist give him any painkillers.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
 
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I Think I Know You

What did one Zulu warrior say the another Zulu warrior?
“I can’t place the face, but your nose has a familiar ring to it…”
 
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Dressing Like This

A teenage boy with spiked hair, nose ring, and baggy clothes was overheard telling a friend, “I don’t really like to dress like this.”
“Then why do you?” asked the friend.
“It keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere with them.”
 
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