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品笑话学英语-2019-290

Posted by loong on 2019/04/30 in 英语段子 |

Job Opening

I went on a job interview the other day. I wasn’t really qualified but I decided to apply anyway. A week later, I became very excited when I was called in for an interview.
At the interview, the prospective employer asked a few questions then read through my resume. After a few anxious moments, as I sat in silence waiting for him to finish reading, he put down my resume. He looked up at me and said, “We have an opening for someone like you.”
“Really?” I replied excitedly. “What is it?”
“It’s called the door.”
 
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Bumper Stickers

Funny Bumper Stickers:
If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You
Forget World Peace — Visualize Turning Off Your Turn Signal!
HANG UP AND DRIVE!
Where There’s A Will…I Want To Be In It!
Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again?
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
This Bumper Sticker Exploits Illiterates
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
Honk If Anything Falls Off
I Haven’t Lost My Mind – It’s Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
 
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Talking to Christ

A prominent surgeon, who was a member of operating teams at both St. Francis Hospital and Christ Hospital in the Chicago area, would operate in the morning and then field calls about his patients in the evening.
One night, a few dinner guests were quite surprised as the good doctor was on the phone talking to a resident at Christ Hospital, when the other phone rang. His wife answered and whispered to her husband, “It’s St. Francis calling.”
He whispered back, “Tell St. Francis I’ll have to call back. I’m talking to Christ.”
 
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One Per Day

I can please only one person per day… and today is not your day!
Tomorrow isn’t looking good either for you either.
 
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