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品笑话学英语-2019-289

Posted by loong on 2019/04/29 in 英语段子 |

Something I Haven’t Done

Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven’t done?”
Mrs Roberts is shocked, “Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair.”
Little Johnny is relieved, “Okay, Mrs Roberts, good to know. By the way, I didn’t do my homework last night.”

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It Starts With ‘T’

“What kind of car did you just get?”
“I already forgot, you know me, I am bad with names. But is starts with ‘T’!”
“Really? Wow, what a strange car… starts with ‘T’… All cars that I know start with petrol.”

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Early to Bed and Early to Rise

Teacher: “Complete the following sentence, ‘Early to bed and early to rise…'”
Student: “… This Man has neither WiFi nor Wife!”

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Mr. and Mrs. Ghost had always wanted just one child. When Mrs. Ghost gave birth to twins, she asked her shocked and surprised husband to name the two children.
He happily replied, “This little boy is now named BOO!”
“What about the second child?” asked the nurse.
After giving it some serious thought Mr. Ghost replied, “Our second child will be named Boo Boo!”

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