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品笑话学英语-2019-285

Posted by loong on 2019/04/25 in 英语段子 |

Horse Predicament

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get your drunk behind off the merry-go-round!
 
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Dating Again

After four years of separation, my wife and I finally divorced amicably. I wanted to date again, but I had no idea of how to start, so I decided to look in the personals column of the local newspaper. After reading through all the listings, I circled three that seemed possible in terms of age and interest, but I put off calling them.
Two days later, there was a message on my answering machine from my ex-wife. “I came over to your house to borrow some tools today and saw the ads you circled in the paper. Don’t call the one in the second column. That’s me.”
 
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Next Year for Halloween

The kid wants to be a bird for next halloween…
So she can say, “trick or tweet!”
 
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Some Deep Thoughts

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what happens?
 
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