I do not suffer from stress…
I’m just a carrier.
Showering with a Raincoat
What type of person finds it humorous to shower while wearing a raincoat?
Apparently someone with a dry sense of humor!
I once applied to a medical school but was declined.
The Dean said my handwriting was too legible.
One morning, in basic training, the drill sergeant came out and said he needed a volunteer for KP duty in the mess hall. After a minute of silence he pointed to a recruit and said, “You Volunteered!”
Panicking, the recruit said, “I didn’t volunteer…”
The drill sergeant looked at him and said, “Were you drafted?”
The drill sergeant smiled at him and said, “That’s right! Therefore you volunteered.”
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