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品笑话学英语-2019-282

Posted by loong on 2019/04/22 in 英语段子 |

Annoyed Detective

A detective came up and asked me where I was between 6 and 7…
He seemed annoyed when I said, “second grade.”
 
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Definition of Normal

“What is your definition of ‘Normal’?”
“It’s nothing but a setting on your dryer.”
 
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Meddling with Dragons

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons…
For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
 
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The New Student

A new student from France starts his first day in an American school. After class he is given his first assignment to write down 3 things of anything he sees that he likes and then bring it to class and share the next day. As he walks home from school he sees an airplane take off, so he writes down “Take off”.
He then makes his way past a daycare center that had pictures of animals in the windows so he chooses and writes down “Zebra”. Then out of the daycare center walks a mother holding her baby so he writes down “Baby”.
The next day, he is asked to stand in front of the class and read his list. He smoothly says in his French accent, “Take off, zebra, baby!”
 
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