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品笑话学英语-2019-281

Posted by loong on 2019/04/21 in 英语段子 |

Guardian of the Galaxies

A little boy walks into a phone store and right away sees the new Samsung Galaxy phone that just came out.
He walks up to the register and the worker asks, “What can I help you with, young man?”
The little boy asks, “Are you the Guardian of the Galaxies?”
 
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A Bug Question

A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
“That’s disgusting, son. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies.
After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
 
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Definition of Math

Ever wonder what the definition of MATH is?
M… Mental
A… Abuse
T… To
H… Humans
 
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Don’t Touch My Muffins

Teacher: If you have 10 muffins and your friend asks for 2 of them, how many muffins would you have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: Okay, let me try again. You have 10 muffins. What if your friend takes 2 of your muffins, how many would you have left?
Me: Still 10 muffins… and 1 injured friend.
 
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