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品笑话学英语-2019-280

Posted by loong on 2019/04/20 in 英语段子 |

Thank You Card

A woman shipped an expensive gift to her best friend. A few days later her best friend replied with a thank you card but forgot to write something on the inside.
When her friend brought this to her attention, to escape embarrassment she said, “When I saw how much you spent on that gift… I WAS SPEECHLESS!”
 
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My Problem

Patient: “My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go shopping. Can you give me something for it?”
Doctor: “Try this medicine. If it doesn’t work, come back to see me, and bring me a new video camera too.”
 
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Time to See the Dentist

At what time do most people go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty!
 
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Why Santa Went to See Kanye

Why did Santa go to a Kanye West concert?
He wanted to improve his wrapping skills!
 
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