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品笑话学英语-2019-278

Posted by loong on 2019/04/18 in 英语段子 |

Friday on Saturday

What did Robinson Crusoe do with Friday on Saturday night?
 
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Hotdogged

There was a guy that bet his friend he could name every single ingredient in a hotdog. Seeing as how he was drunk, his friend decides to take him on.
After some inaudible talk and a few loud outbursts, he inevitably lost. Needless to say, the ingredients he named weren’t even in the BallPark.
 
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Thanksgiving Definitions

BUFFET: A French word that means, “Get up and get it yourself.” (Internet Source)
BUTTERBALL TURKEY: Someone who would rather watch a soccer match on TV than join the family for Thanksgiving dinner. (MsSam)
CALORIE: Basic measure of the amount of rationalization offered by the average individual prior to taking a second helping of a particular food. (Lexicon)
CASSEROLE: Thanksgiving leftovers incognito. (Variation of a daffynition by Lexicon)
CIRCUMSPECTIVE DESSERT: Pumpkin pi. (MsSam)
FLABBERGASTED: Bewildered at your weight gain over the holidays. (Variation of an Internet Source)
FOODSTUFF: All you can eat buffet. (Charles G. Waugh)
FOWL: Four letter bird. (Variation of a statement in Art. Moger, ed., The Complete Pun Book, 1979, p. 99)
FOUL WIND: Breeze produced by a flying turkey. (Internet Source)
KEY TO A SUCCESSFUL THANKSGIVING DAY PARTY: The tur-key. (Joseph Leff)
GOBBLE: A bull that talks turkey. (Internet Source)
 
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What Do They Fight?

If firefighters fight fire…
And crime-fighters fight crime…
What do freedom fighters fight???
 
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