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品笑话学英语-2019-277

Posted by loong on 2019/04/17 in 英语段子 |

Split Second vs Nano Second

I have discovered the answer to a question that has been puzzling scientists for hundreds of years. What is the exact difference between a split second and a nanosecond?
My girlfriend and I were getting ready to go to a fancy dinner when, right as we were about to leave home, my girlfriend asked me the question all guys dread. She asked, “Does this dress look bad on me?”
If I had said “no” in a nanosecond, we’d have been out the door. However, since I took a split second before responding, she had to go back up to her closet to change, again.
 
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The Usual Question

As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, he asked her the usual question, “And what would you like for Christmas?”
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, “Didn’t you get my text?”
 
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Chauffeur Problems

My relationship with my chauffeur just isn’t going anywhere…
It feels like he’s always trying to drive me away.
 
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New Driving App

My sister bought this driving app recently…
But it kept on crashing.
 
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