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品笑话学英语-2019-272

Posted by loong on 2019/04/12 in 英语段子 |

Sign on Wine Truck

Sign on wine truck…
In case of ACCIDENT:
BRING LOTS OF CHEESE AND CRACKERS!!!
 
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Flash Drive Failure

I’m at the library, and for some reason, when I plug my flash drive into the computer, it doesn’t show up. I keep trying, but nothing happens.
As an IT major, I know I can figure this out. So I spend 15 minutes changing settings and inserting and removing the flash drive.
Then a girl sitting next to me taps my shoulder and says, “You’re plugging into my computer, not yours.”
 
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Time for A New Masseuse

It’s time for me to get a new masseuse…
The one I have now just rubs me the wrong way!
 
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Poker In Oz

Dorothy, The Tin Man, The Scarecrow, and The Cowardly Lion are all playing high stakes Texas Hold’em in Oz.
After a few hours, when it came to betting the antes, The Scarecrow turns to Dorothy and says, “Dorothy, we all put up our antes. Where’s your ante?”
Dorothy quickly replied, “I’ve already told you. My auntie’s in Kansas!”
 
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