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品笑话学英语-2019-268

Posted by loong on 2019/04/08 in 英语段子 |

Make A Sentence

A teacher called upon the classroom to make sentences with words previously chosen. The teacher smiled when Pete, a slow learner, raised his hand to participate during the challenge of making a sentence with the words: Defeat, Defense, Deduct, and Detail.
Pete stood thinking for a while, all eyes focused on him while his classmates awaited his reply. Smiling, he the proudly said, “Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail.”
 
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A Rough Patch

Just seen a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out…
He said he’ll be fine, he’s just going through a rough patch!
 
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If You Lend An Item

If person A lends an item to person B…
And person B returns it…
Then later, person B wants to borrow it again, but this time person A refuses…
Is person A, relentless?
 
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Dream Problem

Robert to Doctor: “Doctor, I have a serious problem. I dream of football matches every night.”
Doctor: “Don’t worry. I will cure it right now. Take this pill and you will be alright.”
Robert: “Doctor, would it be okay to wait and take the pill tomorrow?”
Doctor: “Why?”
Robert: “Doc, today is the final match. I have to see the season through and know which team is going to win it all!”
 
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