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品笑话学英语-2019-266

Posted by loong on 2019/04/06 in 英语段子 |

NBA Playoffs

What food does Lebron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers refuse to eat during the NBA Playoffs?
Indian Food… he hates Curry.
 
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Time for A Name Change

I’m changing my name to “Everyday”…
Because that’s what the people I owe money to call me.
 
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Farm Boy Experiences

One summer, many years ago, there was a Key Club “Farm Boy/City Boy Exchange” program. The city boy from a Chicago suburb spent several days in southern Illinois on a farm with the farm boy and his family.
This was a working dairy farm, so there were plenty of cows which had to be milked at least twice a day. The city boy returned home and was invited to lunch at the local Kiwanis Club which had sponsored the exchange program. The city boy gave a short presentation about his week on the dairy farm One club member asked the city boy how he liked milking all those cows.
The whole club listened carefully and erupted with laughter when the boy unknowingly said. “Well it was good at first, but it sure got teatious, I mean tedious, after awhile.”
 
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Grandma’s Secret Ham Recipe

Suzanne was preparing a ham dinner. After she cut off the end of the ham, she placed it in a pan for baking. Her friend asked her, “Why did you cut off the end of the ham”?
She replied, “I really don’t know but my mother always did, so I thought you were supposed to.” Later when talking to her mother she asked her why she cut off the end of the ham before baking it, and her mother replied, “I really don’t know, but that’s the way my mom always did it.”
A few weeks later, while visiting her grandmother, Suzanne asked, “Grandma, why is it that you cut off the end of a ham before you bake it?”
Her grandmother replied, “Well dear, it would never fit into my baking pan.”
 
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