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品笑话学英语-2019-263

Posted by loong on 2019/04/03 in 英语段子 |

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Under capitalism, man exploits man…
Under communism, it is just the opposite.
 
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You’re the Bug

Sometimes you’re the bug…
More often than not, you’re the windshield.
 
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The End Was Now

Don’t worry about the world ending today…
It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
 
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Home for the Holidays

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York and as she gave the agent her luggage she asked, “I’d like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London.”
The confused agent said, “I’m sorry, we can’t to that.”
“Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that because, that’s exactly what you did to my luggage last year!”
 
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