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品笑话学英语-2019-261

Posted by loong on 2019/04/01 in 英语段子 |

Always Bring the Fingers

A man working with an electric saw accidentally cuts off all of his fingers. At the emergency room, his doctor says, “Give me the fingers, and I’ll see what I can do.”
The injured man replies, “But I don’t have the fingers!”
“Why didn’t you bring them?” the doctor asks.
The injured man responds, “Doc, I couldn’t pick them up.”
 
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Quite a Crowd

Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder, and a giraffe walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”
 
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Blonde Lost in a Snowstorm

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn’t panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it.” Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow.
The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?
 
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Close Friends

I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet…
I don’t know ‘y’.
 
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