Fishing on the Job
An insurance broker, living in Florida, loves ocean fishing and decided to take his boat out for a troll. That morning, he was drifting about ten miles offshore and received a business call on his cell phone.
Suddenly, his rod bent double and the reel screamed as line poured off the spool. This salesman was master of the situation.
“Pardon me,” he told his customer calmly. “I have a call on another line.”
“If you’ll make the toast and pour the juice, sweetheart,” said Tracy, the newlywed bride, “breakfast will be ready.”
“Good, what are we having for breakfast?” asked Dewey, the new husband.
“Toast and juice,” Tracy replied.
Talking Too Fast
The trouble with talking too fast…
Is that you might say something you haven’t thought of yet!
Blog of Loong
Husband: “Did you ever wonder why cats are so finicky?”
Wife: “You’d be finicky too if you had to bath yourself with your tongue.”