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品笑话学英语-2019-256

Posted by loong on 2019/03/27 in 英语段子 |

Gone With A Bang

A 106-year-old cowboy in Texas recently passed away. He was asked on his last birthday earlier this year his secret to longevity.
He told them that for the past 50 years he had sprinkled a little gunpowder on his cereal each morning.
He left behind 8 children, 21 grandchildren, 32 great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole in the crematorium.
 
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One Good Turn

One good turn…
Usually gets most of the blanket.
 
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Which Ice Cream Cone?

John left his twin twelve year old boys in the car while he went into a store. While there he spotted a vender selling ice cream cones. He bought one chocolate and one vanilla for the boys.
When he got back to the car he asked them which one they wanted. The boys looked at the ice cream cones for a few seconds trying to decide.
A sly grin came across one boys face. He pointed to his brother and said, “I want his!”
 
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Have To Go To The Yard Sale

A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend’s yard sale. “My husband is going to be very angry I stopped at a yard sale,” she said.
“I’m sure he’ll understand when you tell him about all the bargains you found,” her friend replied.
“Normally, yes,” she said. “But he just broke his leg, and he’s waiting for me to take him to the hospital to have it set.”
 
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