I avoid clichés like the plague.
Do you know what Labor Day is?
Mommy’s sure do!
Monday morning a man bumped into the priest, “Good morning Father, you should know, I was by your sermon yesterday, and I couldn’t fall asleep last night!”
“Why what was it that I said?” asked the priest.
“Oh no, I wasn’t listening to what you said, I slept the whole way through.”
Blog of Loong
A lot of people have a bucket list of 50 things they wanna do in there lifetime.
I just have one, and that’s to forget the 50 that I did!!!